Okay, I've chatted with some people through AOL and after posting my "Self Exam for Men" post, people have been "coming out" and saying they are actually straight. So I really want to know...how many visitors here are gay, bi, straight (male or female), confused....
Well I hope you guys take 2 seconds to vote, I'll make more poll in the future...I think I have come to a point that I want to make the blog more interactive. Anyway more hotties after the jump...
Lazy Saturday...just want to get this posted.
I hope this works now....the email post function hasn't been working for days and Typepad can't give me a decent answer.
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Got this from Mace last week and I just feel like posting it because I'm to lazy to write anything today.
Self Exam for Men... Am I Gay?
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and Doing the
Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but
gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And
just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, Come here! I said get
your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...
'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed,
you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, excessively
chew gum or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A
straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters,
crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in
training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world Is
his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy
Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four
different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as
well be handin out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space
in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is, you're gay. And if you can
name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
Fagadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at
a slow-ass ('Fag') driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time
he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold
his beer.
This doesn't really count:
8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list
because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely
on the verge of being a fudge packer. Cornholio.
Okay this is sooooo frustrating, I tried emailing this post 3 times and 3 times I got an error message. I hate it when Typepad decides to f*ck things up when I'm in no mood to upload things manually.
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I mean the guy...not the cat, well the cat is cute too, but I guess I'm more of a dog person.
Well this guy is Wu Zun, he is part of a Taiwan boyband called Fahrenheit and I'm crushing on him now...Of course nobody beats Lee Hom, but he is cute too.
Anyway had a long day, back at the hotel now, the wedding reception ended at about 7pm so I'm finally back to the hotel, thankfully we have wifi too.
Okay, some of you might be wondering why all the guys today are all "covered" up. Actually blame it on guy #1. I saw his photo on We Love Guys and although he has his shirt on, and didn't show much of his body or bulge, I knew I had to post his photo. Then I got an idea, I'll pick 20 or so photos of hot guys with their shirts on but can still do "a whole lot" to me.:-)
Anyway so I hope you guys could indulge me for a day, and just check out the guys for today, showing the least amount of skin. ;-)
Notice anything in this photo? (you can click on it to enlarge the image)
This photo (I cropped it) was taken by a friend when we were in Tagaytay last Thursday. Look again, this time look at the right side of the photo.
I adjusted the colors a bit in case you still can't make out what it is.
Here's a close-up
What do you guys think? Actually our team saw this straight out of the camera (I left early in the morning to attend to another meeting). So we doubt its been edited, the other thing is no one was wearing a white long sleeves shirt, not the guests nor the staff...so I don't know who could it be in case it was just a fluke.
So there, just wanna share
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Oh a friend told me this morning that there were two...I was so focused on the image on the left that I forgot to check the one on the right. of course I had to crop the whole image because I think the person in the middle of the photo doesn't want to get her photo passed around in the WWW.
Lots of problems at work, and its just Tuesday. Leaving for Legaspi on Thurday morning to be a ninong (principal sponsor/witness) to the wedding of an employee and she is just a few years younger! I was tempted to go to Camsur after, but decided to fly home the following day and stay at home for the weekend.
Well I better get back to work before things pile up again. Hope you like todays mix.
Found this yesterday through a banner on Nifty Archives and I knew I just had to blog about this.
Well it's a photo book by Pedro Virgil featuring behind-the-scenes photo of the Australian Footballers 2008 Calendar. It's 224 pages of hot, sexy, gorgeous bodies that makes you wish someone created a gadget that makes photos come alive. Anyway its one of those I wouldn't mind putting on my coffee table, if I had my own place.
So there, I don't think words can really describe what the book is, so if you wanna grab...a copy, check it out at Naked For A Cause.
Sunday was supposed to be a rest day but between lunch with my mom's side of the family and dinner with my dad's family, it was a pretty crazy day. Not to mention I had to work on a ham, roast turkey and a seafood casserole, I'm really in no mood to do anything after dinner.
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