Closet Conundrums

Bi-Annual What-Ifs

Well since we have been too serious these past few days lets take a few minutes to laugh. :-)

What if your date peals off his boxers and his cock was this big?

I'm not a size queen, but even if I am was, I don't think I'd let that thing near me. Would you?

What if you came home and discovered that your apartment has been robbed, but they left him there for you?

Well I really don't care about my stuff, I think I got the better end of the deal. ;-)

What if you walked into the bathroom and your roommate's towel fell on the floor?

Well I don't think its the only thing that would drop. ;-)

What if you found him when you went to your neighbor's house to get your ball?

Hmmmm...I think I'd be just as speechless as I am now.

What if he is the new mechanic at the garage?

I think I'm gonna get my car overhauled...every week!

First What IFs for 2008

Okay, I have some extra time today...so I thought what a better way to spend my spare time to work on my first What IF post for 2008.

What if this was the guy who changes your car tires?

I'm gonna puncture it everyday. Don't tell me you guys won't?

What if you get to choose, Leica Camera or the guy?

Well I have a BF ;-) so I'd go for the camera, did I ever mention that the camera is about $2,500?

What if those dress and those shoes are his?

Oh boy...I never fancied drag queens but to each his own.

What if one of the guys pop a boner?

He sure would have tons of explaining to do.

What if the water runs out?

He won't have that smile on his face...

Last Post of 2007 - WHAT IFs are Back

I know it's been months in the making and What Ifs have been delayed for months...Anyway I hope this last post for 2007 makes up for my shortcomings this year. Have fun!

What if that guy in the balcony below was his brother?

He sure has lot of explaining to do why he is holding his mom's shoes and wearing his mom's belt.

What if...hmmm...what if...hmmm..okay here goes...what-if-he-changes-his-curtains?

It would definitely be a better picture if you ask me. ;-)

What if their girlfriends see this picture?

You ask me? Do you think they would have girlfriends? PUHLEAZE!...honey if they have girlfriends I'd be a saint.

What if this photo wasn't cropped, do you think he would still have that smile on his face?

No, I did not crop this photo...this was just given to me that way...but I think if it's big, he would have a wider grin...if it's small...or he was just holding a cucumber...a frown would be more appropriate.

What if?...What if?...What if?

Okay I give up...can someone tell me why he has a pink toilet seat cover?

[500] Step into my closet.

Okay, this is not really an invitation for anything...actually J was the one who gave me an idea for this. I've been having a hard time thinking of what I should do for my 500th post. Last 100th post I posted my top 10 hottest Asians, so I don't think I could do that again and making a list of 50 hottest Asians would be so time consuming. And as you all know time is something I do not have.

Oh by the way I didn't spend the better part of my morning preparing my post. I actually went to church (like any normal Sunday) then took my mom to the hospital after breakfast and got home around noon. I was about to post when my brother asked me to go with him to the market. So you see even on days without work, my life isn't as stress-free as I would want it to be.

Before I go any further, I would like to take everybody for supporting this blog. I would like to thank those who constantly leave comments and those who help by sending in some photos. I might not post them immediately, rest assured its saved into my posting folder for future posts. I would also like to thank all those who have written about the blog in their own blogs and websites, and to those who have added me to their blog list.

Anyway I got the inspiration for today's post from an old post last May 2006. It's called:

This is when I would put "What if" comments on all the photos I post for the day. Gosh, I only realized now that it would be very difficult coming up with nice/funny/witty remarks on 20 or so photos...anyway if ever I do less than 20...don't complain.

But before I do those "What if" I'm gonna post another set of Andy Honda Pics, I think I might have posted his photos twice already, the first was around November of last year and the other was just last May. So to all Andy Honda fans out there, Happy 500th to you.

So now on to What if? I never imagined picking photos could take that long, it took me over an hour just to select 20 or so photos and at that I still feel that I'm "forcing the issue" on some of the photos. I usually make this into a game, I developed this habit after years of people-watching. Sometimes you put dialogues sometime you just wonder what if this happens. So there are no ground rules, maybe this would give you a glimpse of what actually happens inside my mind..

What if his girlfriend walks in?

Just pray she ain't the psychotic type or you might just find yourself running for dear-life in your undies.

What if they start an orgy?

I'm not a big fan of group "action" so I think I'll pass!

What if you're the fish, would you "bite" his lure?

Depends on which lure you are talking about.

What if you take off the paper bag and find out he was your bestfriend's boyfriend?

If you are enjoying, return the bag and pretend it didn't fall off, if he isn't that good, take the moral high ground and lecture him on being unfaithful!....just kidding...hmmm I have a boyfriend! I'm taking the 5th! Love you honey!

What if he wakes up and finds your hand in his pouch?

If he smiles, it's a good sign...If his eyes are about to pop out of his head, you better run!

I'm actually enjoying this, but i've only done 5, and I think I have 22 more to go.